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Maine Woodsmen and the Pope
Another political joke for conservatives, but this one happens to be a true story. Well, not so much true, but is really a story… The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground on the Penobscot when there was... »
I Dream Of Genie
A insurance sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me first!” says... »
Back to Work Monday Joke
Ten great reasons to go to work naked 10. No-one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it’s like the dream. 5.... »
The Value of Life Insurance
Jim’s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.” “Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn’t work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.”... »
TGIF. Mottos to work by
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG... »
Off-Color Funny Kid In School Joke
There once was a girl named Janice. She went to a Christian school called Grace. One day she didn’t get much sleep so she decided to sleep during sex education. When Mrs. Applebee called on Janice to answer the question “What did Eve say after her and Adam had sex the first time?” Billy, the person behind Janice,... »
Grandpa and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’ I’m... »
Home Health Tips
FE: There is one thing in life that is as certain as death and taxes, and that is that if you recieve an email stating that Snopes.com has been checked and that the following story/information is true, then you can be 100 percent certain that what you are about to read is utter... »
