FE: There is one thing in life that is as certain as death and taxes, and that is that if you recieve an email stating that Snopes.com has been checked and that the following story/information is true, then you can be 100 percent certain that what you are about to read is utter... »
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Ugh…it’s Monday Again
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk 10.”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9.”This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably... »
Joke for Sunday
Funny: I don’t know if the is funny or not. All I know is that it took forever to type on my iPhone, so now you have to read. Jesus was walking down a dusty street in Jerusalem when He came across a violent mob screaming threats. Quickly He pushed his way... »
Texas Police Academy
Funny Emails: I get loads of conservative jokes in my email. In fact, upwards of 50% of all the jokes I get are from U.S. conservatives. The reason you don’t see most of them on the site is because I don’t get any liberal jokes at all, for whatever reason, and I’d... »
A Cat Died And Went to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ”You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, ”All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.... »
The Job Interview
A man was interviewing candidates for a sales representative position. One candidate would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. “Look here, I’d like to give you the job, you’ve got good references and experience. The trouble is this trick you’ve got of winking all... »
Cajuns V. Yankees Funnies
One morning, three Cajuns and three Yankees were in a ticket line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Cajuns bought just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the Yankees. “Watch and learn,” answered... »
Short Blonde Joke
Funny Emails: Okay, so this really short, but there is something about it that just strikes me as hilarious… Question: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell. She’s got a grenade in her mouth. »
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords
Funny Emails: According to the email, these are all true. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man... »
TOUR GUIDE TERM …..and the… TRANSLATION
Old world charm ……….. No bath Tropical ……………… Rainy Majestic setting ………. A long way from town Options galore ………… Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway ……… Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms …… Already occupied Explore on your own ……. Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts .. They’ve flown in an airplane before No extra fees... »
