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Top 10 Things to do After Turning in Your Notice: 10. Call your boss “Sport” and “Slugger” for your entire last week. 9. On your last day, hide raw hamburger meat around the break room. 8. Send out very random one word emails to the entire company, like “banana” or “pancreas” or “transvestite.”. Nothing... »

Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma. If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan. Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey I will tell... »

Things Not To Say During Childbirth…. – Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. – Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? – I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. – If you think this hurts,... »

Funny Emails: Okay, I’ve literally been saving these great Irish drinking jokes for over a year, having forgotten to post them on Saint Patrick’s day last year. Now that is dedication! Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up... »

A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the... »

May those who love us, love us And those who don’t love us, May God turn their hearts And if he can’t turn their hearts, May he make anvils fall from the sky, to land on their heads with hilarious pranging sounds. May the road rise to meet you, just like it always does,... »

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a dept. store and asks - “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him. The guy asks several... »

It’s that most glorious time of the week, but what if it were that “time of the month?” TGITTOTM A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She turned a little red when the checker... »

Funny Emails: You don’t have to have a lot of rock band experience to enjoy this one. A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson Strato Blaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo? ” “You’re a drummer, aren’t you? ” “Yeah. How’d you... »