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For Cinco de Mayo
How about aimed very offensive Mexican jokes! What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo? Who ordered concrete? —– What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child. —– What do you call a Mexican with a new car? A felon... »
Signs of Redneck
Hmmmm…another redneck joke. Fortunately only 2 of these apply to me. Your idea of cleaning is throwing everything in the back yard. Your property has ever been mistaken for a recycling center. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. Your underwear doubles as swimming trunks. Your wife keeps... »
Convenient phrases when traveling the Middle East
Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma. If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan. Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey I will tell... »
Cajuns V. Yankees Funnies
One morning, three Cajuns and three Yankees were in a ticket line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Cajuns bought just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the Yankees. “Watch and learn,”... »
Short Blonde Joke
Funny Emails: Okay, so this really short, but there is something about it that just strikes me as hilarious… Question: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell. She’s got a grenade in her mouth. »
Blond in the Closet
Okay, so I got a new iPhone and this means a couple of things for Funny Email’s faithful readers: many more post and many more spelling errors (yes, there is no spellcheck on the iPhone app). Anyway, here’s a short joke for you… What do you call a dead blond in the closet? The... »
Dirty Little Blond Joke
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air. ” The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase? “ »
Redneck Medical Terms
As a redneck, I really have to object to this… > Benign – What you be, after you be eight. > Artery – The study of paintings > Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria > Barium – what doctors do when patients die > Cesarean section – a neighborhood in Rome > Cat scan... »
Australian-New Zealand Joke
Funny Email: I don't really get this one, but I've been assured by an Australian that this is funny.... »
Japanese Eye Test
Funny Emails: Hmmm. I'm pretty sure this is somewhat offensive to my Asian readers, but it it still funny and even interesting. To read the sign below, pull the corner of your eyes (thus the Japanese part). »