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Cajuns V. Yankees Funnies
One morning, three Cajuns and three Yankees were in a ticket line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Cajuns bought just one ticket. “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the Yankees. “Watch and learn,” answered... »
Short Blonde Joke
Funny Emails: Okay, so this really short, but there is something about it that just strikes me as hilarious… Question: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell. She’s got a grenade in her mouth. »
Blond in the Closet
Okay, so I got a new iPhone and this means a couple of things for Funny Email’s faithful readers: many more post and many more spelling errors (yes, there is no spellcheck on the iPhone app). Anyway, here’s a short joke for you… What do you call a dead blond in the... »
Dirty Little Blond Joke
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air. ” The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase? “ »
Redneck Medical Terms
As a redneck, I really have to object to this… > Benign – What you be, after you be eight. > Artery – The study of paintings > ... »
Australian-New Zealand Joke
Funny Email: I don't really get this one, but I've been assured by an Australian that this is funny.... »
Japanese Eye Test
Funny Emails: Hmmm. I'm pretty sure this is somewhat offensive to my Asian readers, but it it still funny and even interesting. To read the sign below, pull the corner of your eyes (thus the Japanese part). »
Bubba and Earl, drinking and driving
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, ‘Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a dadgum police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!’ ‘Don’t worry, Bubba,’ Earl said. ‘We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers then... »
The Blonde Driver
I've had this funny email for awhile now and had almost forgotten about it... Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood... »
Blondes and Brunettes on a Bus
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great... »