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Joke for Sunday
Funny: I don’t know if the is funny or not. All I know is that it took forever to type on my iPhone, so now you have to read. Jesus was walking down a dusty street in Jerusalem when He came across a violent mob screaming threats. Quickly He pushed his way... »
I’m Back…Long Hair, Long Sunday Walk…
Well, I’ve had my vacation. I would feel refreshed if I didn’t feel completely overwhelmed. Oh well. I guess there is a trade-off. A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and inquired of his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his... »
Two Nuns Painting Nude
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More Kids at Church Jokes
Okay, there are some groaners here, but maybe a pearl or two can be found… LOT’S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, ‘My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a... »
Poor, Poor Tom
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t... »
Happy Easter…
When I was a kid, going to church was so very painful. I have no idea why. Listening to an entire sermon made me downright ready to jump out of my skin. Maybe it was the uncomfortable dress clothes. Maybe it was sitting still and quiet. Maybe it was because church... »
Marriage In Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St.. Peter arrived they asked him... »
Holy Prostitutes
It’s Sunday, must be time for a nuns and prostitutes joke… A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without... »
Church Feud
When you are done reading this one, go check out the church sign feud at Pyzam.com There was a feud between the pastor and the choir director of the Hicksville Church… It seems the first hint of trouble came when the pastor preached on “Dedicating Yourselves to Service” and the choir director chose to sing: “I... »
More Church Bulletin Bloopers
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. ———————————————————- Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get... »