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Maine Woodsmen and the Pope
Another political joke for conservatives, but this one happens to be a true story. Well, not so much true, but is really a story… The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground on the Penobscot when there was... »
Texas Police Academy
Funny Emails: I get loads of conservative jokes in my email. In fact, upwards of 50% of all the jokes I get are from U.S. conservatives. The reason you don’t see most of them on the site is because I don’t get any liberal jokes at all, for whatever reason, and I’d rather not... »
Nancy Pelosi and the Old Cow Joke
Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural America. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check…you were driving.” So the chauffeur gets out, checks,... »
Political Joke: Dem V Rep Car
Funny Emails: If it were up to me, I'd avoid all political jokes. After all, each one makes at least half the readers mad. I do, however, get about 10 conservative jokes a day from people on my email list, so I put them up every now and then. I've put... »
The Bronze Rat
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked,... »
A Political and Personality Test
Note: As usual, this one is for conservatives ; ) This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your... »
Something for the rest of us…..Another Obama Joke
This guy has a 63% approval rating but the other 37% must have the majority of funny bones because I keep getting emails about him. The coins, the plate… and now something for the rest of us…. And if you like the toilet paper, you might like the shirts: Obama Shirts »
The FEMA genie
Note: Yuck. A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of... »
Lincoln and Obama are very much alike:
I’ve recieved this one about a hundred times, so I’m going to go ahead an put it up ; p Lincoln and Obama are very much alike: 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. 2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from... »
California 1850
Well, at least there’s been one improvement in CA… Do you know what happened back in 1850, 159 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, nothing has changed except the women had real... »