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The FEMA genie
Note: Yuck. A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to... »
Lincoln and Obama are very much alike:
I’ve recieved this one about a hundred times, so I’m going to go ahead an put it up ; p Lincoln and Obama are very much alike: 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. 2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois . 3.... »
California 1850
Well, at least there’s been one improvement in CA… Do you know what happened back in 1850, 159 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, nothing has changed except the women had real breasts and the men didn’t hold hands. »
Dear President Obama
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one’s down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV’s, ATV’s, RV’s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and... »
Obama and the Pigs
Even though I lean conservative, I’m more than happy to put as many jokes for Democrats as people can send me. I just never receive any. Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House: he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard... »
Prix are not for kids…
Editor’s Note: Dem’s, stay away from this one…Seriously don’t want the kids eating this. Just look at the box. Nevermind the language, do you really want your children seeing images of Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi? And who would really be able to eat after seeing this box anyway. Maybe it should be classified... »
Earth First! Seriously?
This video is not a joke, though it seems too ridiculous and is definitely hilarious. Earth First! is a real group, called by many an eco-terrorist group because of how they were known, at least at one time, for booby-trapping trees so that loggers would be seriously injured when trying to... »
