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		<title>Maine Woodsmen and the Pope</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/maine-woodsmen-and-the-pope/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another political joke for conservatives, but this one happens to be a true story.  Well, not so much true, but is really a story&#8230;
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground on the Penobscot when there was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Police Academy</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/02/texas-police-academy/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2010/02/texas-police-academy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Emails:  I get loads of conservative jokes in my email. In fact, upwards of 50% of all the jokes I get are from U.S. conservatives.  The reason you don&#8217;t see most of them on the site is because I don&#8217;t get any liberal jokes at all, for whatever reason, and I&#8217;d rather [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nancy Pelosi and the Old Cow Joke</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/02/nancy-pelosi-and-the-old-cow-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2010/02/nancy-pelosi-and-the-old-cow-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural America.  Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road.  They hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.  
Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, &#8220;You get out and check…you were driving.&#8221;
So the chauffeur gets out, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politicians Are Jokes</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/politicians-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/politicians-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 08:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnyemail.org/?p=1333</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[


A little girl asked her father, &#8216;do all fairy tales begin with &#8220;Once upon a time&#8221;?
The father replied, &#8216;No, some begin with &#8211; If I am elected.&#8217;
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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Don&#8217;t vote &#8211; it only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Joke for Progressives&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/a-joke-for-proogressives/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/a-joke-for-proogressives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Democrats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnyemail.org/?p=1288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Soooo, it's pretty common knowledge that I mostly get conservative jokes sent to me.  As a result, I've kind of shied away from posting political stuff.  It's supposed to be a funny site, not a bash liberals site.  However, I do post them occasionally, and just today a miracle has occurred.  I actually received a joke for Democrats.  I'm not sure it's all that funny, but I couldn't pass up posting it and equalizing the political jokes a bit...]]></description>
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		<title>Political Joke: Dem V Rep Car</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/political-joke-dem-v-rep-car/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/09/political-joke-dem-v-rep-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnyemail.org/?p=1253</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Funny Emails: If it were up to me, I'd avoid all political jokes.  After all, each one makes at least half the readers mad.  I do, however, get about 10 conservative jokes a day from people on my email list, so I put them up every now and then.  I've put up a few liberal jokes in the past to try to balance it out, but I never get any and have to do searches to find them.]]></description>
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		<title>Nancy Reagan&#8217;s letter of forgiveness</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/08/nancy-reagans-letter-of-forgiveness/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/08/nancy-reagans-letter-of-forgiveness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.  In our fine country&#8217;s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bronze Rat</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/05/the-bronze-rat/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/05/the-bronze-rat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 20:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Emails (general)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked, “How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Political and Personality Test</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/04/a-political-and-personality-test/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/04/a-political-and-personality-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnyemail.org/?p=718</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Note:  As usual, this one is for conservatives ; )

This test only has one question, but it&#8217;s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something for the rest of us&#8230;..Another Obama Joke</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/04/something-for-the-rest-of-usanother-obama-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/04/something-for-the-rest-of-usanother-obama-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes for Republicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://funnyemail.org/?p=674</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy has a 63% approval rating but the other 37% must have the majority of funny bones because I keep getting emails about him.

The coins, the plate&#8230; and now something for the rest of us&#8230;.

And if you like the toilet paper, you might like the shirts: Obama Shirts
]]></description>
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