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Maine Woodsmen and the Pope
Another political joke for conservatives, but this one happens to be a true story. Well, not so much true, but is really a story… The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground on the Penobscot when there was... »
Texas Police Academy
Funny Emails: I get loads of conservative jokes in my email. In fact, upwards of 50% of all the jokes I get are from U.S. conservatives. The reason you don’t see most of them on the site is because I don’t get any liberal jokes at all, for whatever reason, and I’d... »
Nancy Pelosi and the Old Cow Joke
Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural America. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check…you were driving.” So the chauffeur gets... »
Politicians Are Jokes
A little girl asked her father, ‘do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time”? The father replied, ‘No, some begin with – If I am elected.’ ——————————————————————————– The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more. ——————————————————————————– Don’t vote – it... »
A Joke for Progressives…
Soooo, it's pretty common knowledge that I mostly get conservative jokes sent to me. As a result, I've kind of shied away from posting political stuff. It's supposed to be a funny site, not a bash liberals site. However, I do post them occasionally, and just today a miracle has occurred.... »
Political Joke: Dem V Rep Car
Funny Emails: If it were up to me, I'd avoid all political jokes. After all, each one makes at least half the readers mad. I do, however, get about 10 conservative jokes a day from people on my email list, so I put them up every now and then. I've put... »
Nancy Reagan’s letter of forgiveness
To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion... »
The Bronze Rat
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked,... »
A Political and Personality Test
Note: As usual, this one is for conservatives ; ) This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer... »
Something for the rest of us…..Another Obama Joke
This guy has a 63% approval rating but the other 37% must have the majority of funny bones because I keep getting emails about him. The coins, the plate… and now something for the rest of us…. And if you like the toilet paper, you might like the shirts: Obama Shirts »