Office Humor

Try This Letter After Your Next Job Interview

Monday, July 26, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
Try This Letter After Your Next Job Interview

Baxter Conners Vice President Company 203203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Conners, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This year I have been particularly fortunate in... »

How to go out in style

Monday, March 22, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
How to go out in style

Top 10 Things to do After Turning in Your Notice: 10. Call your boss “Sport” and “Slugger” for your entire last week. 9. On your last day, hide raw hamburger meat around the break room. 8. Send out very random one word emails to the entire company, like “banana” or “pancreas” or “transvestite.”. Nothing... »

I Dream Of Genie

Monday, March 8, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
I Dream Of Genie

A insurance sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me... »

Back to Work Monday Joke

Monday, March 8, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
Back to Work Monday Joke

Ten great reasons to go to work naked 10. No-one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see... »

TGIF. Mottos to work by

Friday, March 5, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
TGIF. Mottos to work by

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the... »

Ugh…it’s Monday Again

Sunday, February 28, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
Ugh…it’s Monday Again

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk 10.”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9.”This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white... »

The Job Interview

Thursday, February 25, 2010
By Paul Zannucci
The Job Interview

A man was interviewing candidates for a sales representative position. One candidate would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. “Look here, I’d like to give you the job, you’ve got good references and experience. The trouble is this trick you’ve got of winking all... »

Technical Support Funny

Thursday, January 7, 2010
By Paul Zannucci

A technical support man goes to a firing range. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m away. »

How to get time off work

Saturday, July 11, 2009
By Paul Zannucci
How to get time off work

A woman urgently needed a few days off from the office, but knew the Boss would not allow her to take a leave. She thought that maybe if she acted “CRAZY” then he would tell her to take a few days off. So she hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.... »

IT Department Computer Problem Form

Thursday, July 9, 2009
By Paul Zannucci

1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: »

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