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	<title>Funny Email &#187; Men Versus Women</title>
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		<title>Need a New Woman&#8211;Apply Within</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/need-a-new-woman-apply-within/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Instructions:  Please answer each question as honestly as possible.  I will grade your responses and get back to you.
1)  A woman&#8217;s place is in the:
a)  House (or Senate)
b)  Bedroom
c)  Office
d)  Sitting in a deep dark cellar plotting to cut a man&#8217;s entrails out and leave it as food [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pubic Service Notice For Men</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/pubic-service-notice-for-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things Not To Say During Childbirth&#8230;.
&#8211; Gosh, you&#8217;re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
&#8211; Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
&#8211; I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
&#8211; If you think this hurts, I should tell you about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Value of Life Insurance</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/the-value-of-life-insurance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jim&#8217;s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, &#8220;We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.&#8221;
&#8220;Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn&#8217;t work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.&#8221; the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And to conclude Funny Email&#8217;s &#8220;Lurid Affair Week&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/12/and-to-conclude-funny-emails-lurid-affair-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."]]></description>
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		<title>Steak and Wine for a Nickel</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/12/steak-and-wine-for-a-nickel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."]]></description>
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		<title>The New Statue</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/12/the-new-statue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
&#8220;Hurry,&#8221; she said, &#8220;stand in the corner.&#8221;
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
&#8220;Don&#8217;t move until I tell you,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Pretend you&#8217;re a statue.&#8221;
&#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221; the husband inquired as he entered the room.
&#8220;Oh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Honor of Someone We All Know and Love</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/12/in-honor-of-someone-we-all-know-and-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A  married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell  asleep and woke up at 8 PM.]]></description>
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		<title>Men do hear better than women&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/11/men-do-hear-better-than-women/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/11/men-do-hear-better-than-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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THE DEAF WIFE
A man feared his wife wasn&#8217;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family
doctor to discuss the problem.  The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men Just Have it Better&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/11/men-just-have-it-better/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2009/11/men-just-have-it-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Emails (general)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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NICKNAMES
If  Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call  each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah
If  Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer  to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.  
EATING  OUT
When  the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Newlyweds</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2009/08/the-newlyweds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Men Versus Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"]]></description>
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