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Grandpa and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’ I’m... »
The Godfather and the Attorney
A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling, “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks... »
More Lawyer Fun
Bet you don’t see “lawyer fun” written out too often… If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: ‘Officer — did you see my... »
Salt Lake Tribune Lawyer Jokes
Supposedly this came from actual court records and was printed in the Salt Lake Tribune, but I couldn't track down that this is accurate. Nevertheless, it's always a blast to poke fun at lawyers... »
Lawyer Jokes – “Brain in a Jar” and others…
To the best of my knowledge, Disorder in the American Courts is now the same book as Disorder in the Court, which has been described as one of the funniest books on legal proceedings out there. »