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		<title>GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO!</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/05/god-loves-drunk-people-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 17:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Emails:  Somehow this manages to be one of my favorite jokes ; )
 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
&#8220;Not a chance,&#8221; says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Meaning of the Word &#8220;Service&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/05/the-meaning-of-the-word-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 22:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FunnyEmail: Not exactly a knee slapper, but a decent &#8220;you know what I mean&#8221; sort of joke&#8230;
I became confused when I heard the word &#8220;Service&#8221; used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue &#8216;Service&#8217;
U.S. Postal &#8216;Service&#8217;
Telephone &#8216;Service&#8217;
Cable TV &#8216;Service&#8217;
Civil &#8216;Service&#8217;
State, City, County &#38; Public &#8216;Service&#8217;
Customer &#8216;Service&#8217;
This is not what I thought &#8216;Service&#8217; meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toasts for Tomorrow</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/toasts-for-tomorrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[May those who love us, love us
And those who don&#8217;t love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can&#8217;t turn their hearts,
May he make anvils fall from the sky,
to land on their heads with hilarious pranging sounds.
May the road rise to meet you,
just like it always does,
when you get so drunk,
you pass out in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cashier</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/the-cashier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a dept. store and asks -
&#8220;W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?&#8221;
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: &#8220;W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?&#8221;
Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.
The guy asks several more times: &#8220;W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TGITTOTM</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/tgittotm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that most glorious time of the week, but what if it were that &#8220;time of the month?&#8221; TGITTOTM
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price.
She turned a little red when the checker got on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rock Band Joke</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/rock-band-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/rock-band-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Emails:  You don&#8217;t have to have a lot of rock band experience to enjoy this one. 
A man walks into a shop. &#8220;You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson Strato Blaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo? &#8221;
&#8220;You&#8217;re a drummer, aren&#8217;t you? &#8221;
&#8220;Yeah. How&#8217;d you know? &#8221;
&#8220;This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the Menu today!</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/on-the-menu-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This joke has been rated R. Normally I avoid these, but it is &#8220;hump day&#8221; after all. 
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-
Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.
He walks up to the bar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yo Mama is so Fat</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/yo-mama-is-so-fat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It&#8217;s amazing how many &#8220;Yo Mama&#8221; jokes I had to sift through just to find a handfull of funny ones&#8230;. 
Yo Mama is so fat they had to install speedbumps at the China Buffett. 
Yo mama&#8217;s so fat she stepped on the scale and my phone number came up. 
Yo Mama so stupid&#8230;she put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Off-Color Funny Kid In School Joke</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/off-color-funny-kid-in-school-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://funnyemail.org/2010/03/off-color-funny-kid-in-school-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a girl named Janice.
She went to a Christian school called Grace.
One day she didn&#8217;t get much sleep so she decided to sleep during sex education. 
When Mrs. Applebee called on Janice to answer the question
&#8220;What did Eve say after her and Adam had sex the first time?&#8221;
Billy, the person behind Janice, poked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home Health Tips</title>
		<link>http://funnyemail.org/2010/02/home-health-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Zannucci</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FE:  There is one thing in life that is as certain as death and taxes, and that is that if you recieve an email stating that Snopes.com has been checked and that the following story/information is true, then you can be 100 percent certain that what you are about to read is utter nonsense. [...]]]></description>
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