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Funny Emails: By the way, we have implemented a new script that checks whether you are reading the site on a mobile device and changes the formatting accordingly. Unfortunately, not all of the features work that way yet. You basically just get to read the posts: no searching by categoy, emailing jokes,... »
A Cat Died And Went to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ”You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, ”All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.... »
Differences between cats and dogs…
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00... »
Specialty Breed Dogs
Funny Dog Jokes: Anyway, here are what you get when you cross one breed with another. I do like the last one best… Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract... »
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to... »
Einstein the Parrot–Funny Bird Video
Einstein is actually from my local zoo here in Knoxville, TN, but he’s practically world famous after appearing on so many television shows. »
Put Your Paws Up
Cat haters are missing out. Very, very few things are more wonderful than a kitten. Yes, they love to wrestle and can be painful little critters, but they also are the funniest pets out there. You never know what they are going to do next. »
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight…
File this one under both Animal Jokes and Funny Pictures. One of the things that cracks me up most about this is the look on the little dog’s face. It’s like casual mean, or cool mean. He’s like the Fonzie (for us old folks) of dogs….yeah, I’m bad… »