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So this is where I’m going wrong….
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.” Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight member said, “I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.”... »
Health Advice for the English
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and... »
Pasta Diet
Note: Seriously, have you ever met anyone who just lost a bunch of weight and that was it? From then on they were thin? Not in the real world, baby. In the real world, even people who have their stomachs stapled eventually stretch them back out and go back to... »