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More from Basil Marceaux, the greatest politician since Obama…
For my comments on Mr. Marceaux and how proud I am to be a Tennessean, please see this post: Gun Toting Tennessee Politician Video Basil Marceaux speaks out on gun control… And on campaign financing… »
Gun Toting Tennessee Politician Video
Uh, did you ever see something online or on television that had to do with your home state that made you slightly nauseous? This especially happens if you live in the south. 60 Minutes will come to your hometown and interview the only guy who has never owned a pair of shoes or seen... »
Try This Letter After Your Next Job Interview
Baxter Conners Vice President Company 203203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Conners, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This year I have been particularly fortunate in... »
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO!
Funny Emails: Somehow this manages to be one of my favorite jokes ; ) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.... »
The Meaning of the Word “Service”
FunnyEmail: Not exactly a knee slapper, but a decent “you know what I mean” sort of joke… I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable TV ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ This is not... »
For Cinco de Mayo
How about aimed very offensive Mexican jokes! What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo? Who ordered concrete? —– What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child. —– What do you call a Mexican with a new car? A felon... »
The Blond Kidnapper
Funny Emails: My apologies for going on vacation without notice, but since I don’t share my name with anyone, I think it is best not to announce when I’ll be outf town. Anyway, here’s a new blond joke. Actually, I get so many of these that i’ve decided to create a category just for... »
Signs of Redneck
Hmmmm…another redneck joke. Fortunately only 2 of these apply to me. Your idea of cleaning is throwing everything in the back yard. Your property has ever been mistaken for a recycling center. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. Your underwear doubles as swimming trunks. Your wife keeps... »
Need a New Woman–Apply Within
Instructions: Please answer each question as honestly as possible. I will grade your responses and get back to you. 1) A woman’s place is in the: a) House (or Senate) b) Bedroom c) Office d) Sitting in a deep dark cellar plotting to cut a man’s entrails out and leave it as food for... »