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TGITTOTM
It’s that most glorious time of the week, but what if it were that “time of the month?” TGITTOTM A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She turned a little red when the checker got on... »
Rock Band Joke
Funny Emails: You don’t have to have a lot of rock band experience to enjoy this one. A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson Strato Blaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo? ” “You’re a drummer, aren’t you? ” “Yeah. How’d you know?... »
On the Menu today!
This joke has been rated R. Normally I avoid these, but it is “hump day” after all. A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: ————————- Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50 Hand Job $10.00 ————————– Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill. He walks up to the... »
Yo Mama is so Fat
It’s amazing how many “Yo Mama” jokes I had to sift through just to find a handfull of funny ones…. Yo Mama is so fat they had to install speedbumps at the China Buffett. Yo mama’s so fat she stepped on the scale and my phone number came up. Yo Mama so stupid…she... »
Silly Cats
Funny Emails: By the way, we have implemented a new script that checks whether you are reading the site on a mobile device and changes the formatting accordingly. Unfortunately, not all of the features work that way yet. You basically just get to read the posts: no searching by categoy, emailing jokes,... »
Maine Woodsmen and the Pope
Another political joke for conservatives, but this one happens to be a true story. Well, not so much true, but is really a story… The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Maine for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground on the Penobscot when there was... »
I Dream Of Genie
A insurance sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me first!” says... »
Back to Work Monday Joke
Ten great reasons to go to work naked 10. No-one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it’s like the dream. 5.... »
The Value of Life Insurance
Jim’s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.” “Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn’t work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.”... »
TGIF. Mottos to work by
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG... »