How the swine flu got started
REVEALED HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Sorry for being late to post today. I’ve been working on an exclusive story. I never thought that little old me, the owner of funnyemail.org, would ever be able to break such a huge story as this. I just don’t know what to say. I’d like to thank my parents and brother for all the support they have offered me through the years. And, of course, my loving wife and children. One couldn’t ask for a better family. And I’d like to thank the Pulitzer committee in advance for the great honor they will bestow upon me (doesn’t that come with money, too?)
So here it is (REVEALED HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME!), the origins of the swine flu:
