Off-Color Funny Kid In School Joke
There once was a girl named Janice.
She went to a Christian school called Grace.
One day she didn’t get much sleep so she decided to sleep during sex education.
When Mrs. Applebee called on Janice to answer the question
“What did Eve say after her and Adam had sex the first time?”
Billy, the person behind Janice, poked her with a pencil. Janice said, “OUCH!!!!!”
The answer was correct. In a couple of minutes Janice fell asleep again. Sure enough, the teacher called on her again.
This time the question was “What did Eve say to Adam when she had her fifth kid?”
Billy came to the rescue again and poked Janice with a pencil.
Janice yelled, “If you poke me with that stick one more time I’ll break it in half!” The answer was correct.
