Archive for January, 2010

Some adorable kids singing in church… »

A technical support man goes to a firing range. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m away. »

A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the underling, “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks... »

As a redneck, I really have to object to this… > Benign – What you be, after you be eight. > Artery – The study of paintings > ... »

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And now for something a little lighter. This is apparently a commercial for Evian. Pretty cute. »

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fuc!@#@! goofy!” »

I don’t know whether these are so much funny as just appropriate to this time of year…. THE YEAR 1909 The year is 1909. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes. Here are some statistics for the Year 1909 : ************ ********* ********* The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only... »

Funny Email:  So, we’re not quite a year old yet.  We’ve got a couple more months for that, but in 2009 we, and by “we” I mean “I”, posted  411 funny emails and received 217,539 visits from 165 countries.  Not too shabby.  Below are some New Year resolutions for you… •Just for today, I will not... »