Archive for December, 2009

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was watching and doesn’t like it... »

Funny Email: Time to switch over to some holiday cheer, so let's do funny Christmas emails for awhile... »

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." »

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." »

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said. “Pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the... »

This Christmas season, do all your funny shopping here at Funny Email. After all, I get paid if you do, and I have two children who want ponies and race cars for Christmas. For the casual drunk, we have these festive beer bottle decoration bands. I can’t really tell what they say, but I imagine... »

....this is one email I don't want to find a picture for... »

Continuing our theme of lurid affairs week at Funny Email… A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new... »

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. »