Politicians Are Jokes
A little girl asked her father, ‘do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time”?
The father replied, ‘No, some begin with – If I am elected.’
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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Don’t vote – it only encourages them.
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It’s tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Some people tell political jokes… we HAVE them!
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Redundancy: An airbag in a politician’s car!
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Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.
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The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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I think, therefore I’m not a Politician.
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Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
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Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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During Britain’s “brain drain,” not a single politician left the country.
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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Activity is the politician’s substitute for achievement.
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To quote a politician, “To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say, and therefore this is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to offer in response is based on information available to make no such statement.”
Funny Email: I’m in a bit of a rush this week, so h/t to http://thejokes.co.uk/ for the borrowed material. I’ll send it right back just as soon as I’m done.
Nice ………..