Best Knock Knock Jokes Part A
So I always do this. I start a “Part A” or a “Daily Feature” and then never do it again. So don’t be overly surprised if you never see a “Knock Knock Jokes Part B.” Personally, I’m not even a big fan of them, but Satan, I think, sent my 7-year-old daughter a huge book of knock-knock jokes. If I have to hear the darn things, then so do you. Actually, these are hat-tipped from knock-knock-joke.com because website owners are much less likely to sue you than publishing houses. I can think of nothing worse than to be sued for illegally using a knock knock joke, which are to jokes what an ant is to a gourmet meal. You have no idea how many knock knock jokes I had to read just to get a few that were mildly funny, but the good news is that if you have kids, a few of these you will be able to amuse them with…
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady, who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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