Archive for August 19th, 2009

You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where……. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes... »

A man owned a small farm in South Carolina. The South Carolina Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, demanded the Agent. “Well,” replied the farmer,... »