Archive for August 17th, 2009

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!" »

It’s Monday.  Let’s get divorced!   Actually, that may be happening to me at this very moment, and it really isn’t all that funny.  I’ll try not to let all the jokes get bitter:  “A rabbi, a priest and a duck went into a bar.  The priest beat the duck to death with a spoon.”  But... »