Stupid Funny Saturdays: The Pirate
I’ve decided to put all the funny emails that I couldn’t decide whether they were actually funny or not on Saturdays. The people who sent them to me certainly thought they were funny, so maybe they’ll tickle your funny bones, too. Humor is an odd thing and seems to be particular to each person in some cases. SOOOO, to identify these emails, which other people seem to find funny but I don’t particularly, we shall forevermore refer to them as Stupid Funny Saturdays.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.’
‘What do you mean?’ said the pirate. ‘I feel fine.’
‘What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.’
‘We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.’
‘OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?’
‘In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.’
‘What about that eye patch?’
‘Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.’
‘You’re kidding. You lost an eye from bird crap?’
‘Well It was my first day with the hook.
