Confucius Jokes
Confucius Says:
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man’s well often catch crabs.
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