A slightly raunchy camel joke for hump day
Camel joke…hump day…get it? Anyway, here it is for some more stupid funny fun.
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day … Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.
That’s also a good way to describe what you are looking for if the pharmacy tech is cute.
On the other hand, I use to work in a pharmacy and had a guy try to return condoms on the basis of them being too large. Needless to say, that was a point of conversation for awhile.