Archive for June 12th, 2009

Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~ War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him... »

Still no visits from Afghanistan.  This joke won’t get them over, for sure… An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man... »