Archive for June 2nd, 2009

AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!! A JOKE ABOUT WOMEN! And it only took 300 jokes about men to get there. This is a really old one, but, by golly, I’m putting it up anyway. A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without... »

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t... »