Archive for June 1st, 2009

A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I... »

I have no idea how this sort of thing happens.  Just blame it on random universal chance, I suppose.  How else could you explain it when a person wins the lottery one week, and then, a mere two days later, gets just as ridiculously lucky?  It makes no sense for those of us who... »