Archive for May, 2009

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This is from “ForwardedEmails.com”, one of the sites in our funny feeds. Click here to see the post! »

This is from “ForwardedEmails.com”, one of the sites in our funny feeds. Click here to see the post! »

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked,... »

This is going to seem strange, I know, but I’ve never actually seen Larry the Cable Guy, so I can’t really say for sure if this is his “wisdom.”   Pretty funny, anway… 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are... »

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home, too. In a bit of a frenzied hurry, she puts her lover in... »

Most of these are pretty good, but I really like the last one ; ) ‘Little Johnny’s’ at it again….. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, ‘Little Johnny’ stood up. The teacher... »

Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of... »

Can’t wait to get my hands on those 22.5  carbon-neutral ponies… »

DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for... »