Archive for March 30th, 2009

Well, at least there’s been one improvement in CA… Do you know what happened back in 1850, 159 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, nothing has changed except the women had real breasts and the men didn’t hold hands. »

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one’s down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV’s, ATV’s, RV’s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and... »

These get funnier as they go down the list.  Just remember, I said they were raunchy.  They are also some of the funniest I’ve come across in awhile  ; ) A husband comes home and tells his wife he’s going to get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis.  His wife asks him why... »