Who is to blame?

Friday, February 13, 2009
By Paul Zannucci

If you don’t like this funny email, don’t blame me; blame my web hosting company…

Let’s see if I understand how the world works lately…

  • If a man cuts his finger offwhile slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
  • If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
  • If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
  • If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
  • If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
  • And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled —- is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates…okay?

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