Who is to blame?
If you don’t like this funny email, don’t blame me; blame my web hosting company…
Let’s see if I understand how the world works lately…
- If a man cuts his finger offwhile slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
- If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
- If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
- If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
- If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
- And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled —- is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates…okay?
