3-year-old Reese : ‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat... »
Archive for February 25th, 2009
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Editor’s Note: Yet another “hillbilly” joke sent to me from a fellow “hillbilly.” Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she... »
Give Elmo What?
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Editor's Note: Sure, I've got the sense of humor of a twelve year old, but I can't help it. Certain body parts make me giggle... »
New Stock Market Terms
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
This is called always looking on the bright side--you can find humor even at the expense of a global economic catastrophie. »
