Archive for February 24th, 2009

No matter how painful, keep landing on your feet… »

Watch the language a bit, but I suppose this would work… The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.”  The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. “Well... »

You are getting older, huh? Well, not to worry. So long as you can pass the following test, you should still have your wits about you a bit longer, and everyone will be saying, “Gee, that what’s-her-name is older than dirt, but her mind is still sharp!” Good thing I’m still practically 29 considering... »