Editor's Note: A tad on the racy side, but I love this one. As I said, I'm more conservative than liberal, so I get a lot of little gems from my conservative friends, and the feelings about the stimulus package are near unanimous: never before have we seen such a blatant waste of... »
Note: It’s too bad there aren’t real rewards given for this. I’d be world famous… SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure... »
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and... »
Note: Seriously, have you ever met anyone who just lost a bunch of weight and that was it? From then on they were thin? Not in the real world, baby. In the real world, even people who have their stomachs stapled eventually stretch them back out and go back to... »
