Archive for February 22nd, 2009

NOTE: No, this is not from the How to Fireproof Your Marriage Christian teachings, but it seems like an all-around good plan to me. »

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' »

Editor’s Note:  My wife is blonde as are most of my inlaws, so this one is very touching for me.  I can barely make it through without the tears starting…   embedded by Embedded Video Download Video »

Cat haters are missing out. Very, very few things are more wonderful than a kitten. Yes, they love to wrestle and can be painful little critters, but they also are the funniest pets out there. You never know what they are going to do next. »